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Outsmarted Mommy

Jennifer Lizza: Before having children Jennifer thought being a mom would be a walk in the park. Now that she's doing it she realizes it's more like a run in a zoo (without cages for the animals). She traded in her salary for sloppy kisses, corporate lunches for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and sales meetings for finger painting sessions. Her two boys outsmart her on a daily basis although in her defense it could be the lack of sleep. She writes to stay sane on her blog Outsmarted Mommy and has been featured on The Huffington Post, The TODAY show, TODAY Parents, Mamapedia, Scary Mommy, and iVillage Australia. She is also a contributor for Felicity Huffman’s What The Flicka? Her children are not the least bit impressed they just want to know what's for dinner. You can follow their journey at Outsmarted Mommy, on Twitter as @outsmartedmommy or on Facebook.

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