I have two boys. They
require a crap ton of preparation before heading to the beach. As much as I
adore summer and the time I get with them I find myself sometimes longing for
the days when all it took to go to the beach was me, a towel and a good book. Those
days are long gone and I can tell you from experience it is pretty easy to pick
out who has kids on a beach and who doesn’t. Kids don’t need to be anywhere
near people to tell if they have them or not.
People with kids have two tons of crap with
them. No really. They have boogies boards, kick boards, noodles, buckets,
shovels, rakes, plastic things shaped like stars and turtles, coolers, chairs,
towels (enough for way more than the amount of people with them) 8 varieties of
sunscreen, (baby sunscreen, face sunscreen, sunscreen in the form of a stick,
spray, cream, sweat proof, water proof, keep you looking like Casper
guaranteed), umbrellas, and a big giant blanket.
People without kids have a towel, a chair
and a cooler.
People with kids have a cooler filled with
juice boxes, sandwiches, pretzels, goldfish, watermelon, grapes, granola bars,
water, cookies, chips, crackers, cheese, yogurt sticks, strawberries and a
baked ham for the love of Pete. There is pretty much nothing left in the
kitchen of their home. It’s all in the damn cooler.
People without kids have beer, water (if
they’re smart) and a sandwich.
People with kids look exhausted before they
even set up for the day. They seriously look like they need a nap, an IV of
coffee and possibly a hospital stay.
People without kids look either hung over
or well rested. There is nothing in between.
People with kids set up beach chairs but
never sit in them for all that long. They are either building a sand castle,
getting their kids a snack, chasing a
kid, calming a crying kid, applying
sunscreen to a kid, preventing a kid from going out to sea or looking around
and wondering how long everyone will stay happy. They absolutely never get to sit back and
close their eyes. No sir. People with kids are like Prison Wardens…always
watching.
People without kids are sitting in their
chairs, holding conversations, sipping a beer, or simply watching the waves. They may even *GASP* get to close their eyes
and take a nap. (I’m getting sleepy just thinking about it)
When people with kids decide it’s time to
leave the beach it’s usually because the kids are crying, hitting each other,
pooped through a stupid flipping swimmy diaper or there are no snacks left to
keep the kids quiet. It takes them
approximately 45 minutes and 12 seconds to pack up all the crap they showed up
with. They may actually NEED a hospital
stay at this point.
They head to their mini vans and SUVs and
throw all the crap in the back. They then load up all the kids, get in the car
and head home to relax. HAHAHAHHAHAHA No that’s not right. They head home to
give a bunch of tired kids baths, feed them (kids seriously eat ALL THE TIME)
and hopefully get them to bed before they themselves are face first in a plate
of cold spaghetti.
People without kids fold up their chairs
and head off the beach to a bar. They
then go home take peaceful hot showers and sleep for 14 hours.
So listen people without kids enjoy your
days at the beach. Every now and then give us a wave and a smile of sympathy
and if you ever happen to catch our tired asses out at a bar buy us a drink. We
had to get our kids ready, hire a sitter and oh forget it that’s a whole other
story.
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One of the things I dread most is that rosy look on my husbands face when he starts talking about how GREAT it will be to take the kids to the beach
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ReplyDeleteThat said, last time we were on the Cape, my son got stung by a jellyfish. Last time we were on Marco the kids were petting a hammerhead. Things sure do get interesting with kids at the beach.
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ReplyDeleteDon't worry, as the kids get older it gets a little easier! They stop eating sand, stop sprinting down the entire length of the beach like their butts are on fire, and stop crying over missing shovels. Instead they learn to swim, play with each other in the water, and only bug you for food, which I don't think they'll ever outgrow! But, if like me, you decide after a 10 year gap to have another baby, you'll find all that stuff comes right back ;)
ReplyDeleteOnce they get older, they can carry the crap! I'm still at the parents carry it all and leaving when the kids "say" it's time ( when they start getting tired). We will miss it once it's gone, or so I keep telling myself. Happy totting junk around summer to you!!
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